THE JOHN BIRTH SOCIETY

For all the great patriots out there in the good ol' USA that are outraged that the President is serving unconstitutionally because he was foreign born, here is your organization, the JOHN BIRTH SOCIETY.
Back in the '50's-'60's you super patriots had the John Birch Society to support your lunacy. Just so you don't feel left out, ( sorry I said "left") membership is easy. Just send me the $1000 initiation fee, and you are a member for LIFE!! You will have the satisfaction of knowing you have put your money where your mouth is. I realize that is difficult for you birther types as your head is usually buried in an unmentionable location.
I promise I'll put the money to good use.

Dickie and Scooter

The dustup between Cheeney and Bush concerning the possibility of a pardon for Scoot-baby may be the only time in the 8 year reign of the putrid pair that Bush disobeyed a direct order from Cheeney. About time Bushie showed some cojones.

YOUR ENEMY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

The ongoing debate about health insurance brought this truth to mind, and we should all keep it in mind as we continue the debate.
Your insurance company is NOT your friend.

Just make a late payment and you will hear, "Sayanora sucker".

Healthcare for All

Here's my solution to the "Health Care" debate. I'm old. I'm on Medicare. Medicare works. I'm happy to have it. It makes my life better. So why not cover everyone? Don't make a new plan. Extend Medicare to all. See how easy it is? JUST DO IT!!

Sacramento, Pathetic buncha Crap

It seems to me that there are 2 main political parties in Sacramento that have brought our great state to it's fiscal knees. And, you may ask, what are the names of the parties? Well, here they are.
The Patheticans and the Democraps, led by a musclebound Austrian.

Where will it all end?

Don't ask.

Sarah the P

I heard Sara Palin tell a tv interviewer that she believes in smaller and smarter government. Well, now that she has quit her job as Governor, Alaska has both.

SARAH PALIN

A note to conservatives who are fans of Sarah Palin. Was her rambling and bizarre tv announcement that she is resigning her governorship of Alaska enough to send you running for the exit? Is this person of questionable emotional stability one you would like to have control of the nuclear trigger?
Thank you Sarah for showing us who you really are.

SACRAMENTO MUDDLERS

I don't know the constitutional requirements to be in California state goverment, but it seems there is only one practical requirement.
INCOMPETANCE
The Golden State is no longer golden.