CANDIDATE

Mutt Rummy for dog catcher. He has a cage on his car to carry the critters. It's air conditioned.

Tand M

Can Trump admit that he's a twit for Mitt? Can Mitt admit that he's a rump for Trump?
I can't imagine how I lived long enough to say this. Dirty Dick Nixon looks like a saint alongside these guys. What are we coming to? Where are we going?

MITT THE TWIT

I had no idea that Mitt is as nasty as he appears each time he opens his mouth.
What a total jerk he is turning out to be. I thought he might be the reasonable alternative to Newt, At least with Newt, what you see is what you get. Reminds me of the old saying. "Somedays the bear gets you, And other days the bear gets you."
The Repubbys are just out of their mind over a black man in the WHITE House. As low as they have sunk so far, you ain't seen nothing yet!

MITT THE TWIT
NEWT THE GALOOT
BOTH ARE UGLY
NO ROOM FOR CUTE

NO MATTER WHO WINS
OR WHOEVER SHOULD LOSE
OUR COUNTRY IS STUCK
WITH A JERK IN THE MUCK

The Ugly Newt

I think this Saul Alinsky business that Newt is trying to nail Obama with is an anti-Jewish,anti-communist tag. In other words, Obama is a supporter of radicals and communists. The name is perfect for Newt's evil business. Saul, as in Saul of Tarsus, the anti Jesus. Alinsky, dirty commie Jew. What an evil man he is.

THE NEWTRON

Is it coming to destroy us? The Newtron bomb, that is. You will suffer from radiation. The radiation of evil thought and speech. Beware the Newtron. It will be death to fairness and rationality. The Ging will spare the rich. Short rations for the rest. Say Naught to Newt! No Gin for the Grich.

Candidate for President?

Somebody named Ick Sanitarium.

WHO DAT?

SOUTH CAROLINA

does not fly the Flag of the United States of America over their state capitol. Is this UN-AMERICAN, or what? What are they? A bunch of commies? There is a serious lack of patriotism here. SHAME!