The Ugly Newt

I think this Saul Alinsky business that Newt is trying to nail Obama with is an anti-Jewish,anti-communist tag. In other words, Obama is a supporter of radicals and communists. The name is perfect for Newt's evil business. Saul, as in Saul of Tarsus, the anti Jesus. Alinsky, dirty commie Jew. What an evil man he is.

THE NEWTRON

Is it coming to destroy us? The Newtron bomb, that is. You will suffer from radiation. The radiation of evil thought and speech. Beware the Newtron. It will be death to fairness and rationality. The Ging will spare the rich. Short rations for the rest. Say Naught to Newt! No Gin for the Grich.

Candidate for President?

Somebody named Ick Sanitarium.

WHO DAT?

SOUTH CAROLINA

does not fly the Flag of the United States of America over their state capitol. Is this UN-AMERICAN, or what? What are they? A bunch of commies? There is a serious lack of patriotism here. SHAME!

RICK IS OUT

SANCTIMONY
FULLA BALONEY
POOR LITTLE RICKY
GONNA BE LONLY

HYPOCRITES

I'm sick and tired of these sanctimonious athletes who, when they do something they deem as wondrous and miraculous, drop to their knees and put on a public spectacle of religiosity.
Jesus said this: "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly." Reed and heed, thou hypocrites!

HEALTHCARE FOR ALL

There! I said it!! Call me a communist!!!

I am fortunate to have a retirenent medical plan that I pay into monthly, and Medicare combined with Kaiser Permanente pretty well covers my needs. I have asthama and COPD, {chronic obstructive pulmonary disease} which requires daily oxygen treatments. Kaiser delivered, and Medicare pays for an oxygen generator for me to use 2 or 3 times a day, or as needed.
To the rightwingers who oppose government aid to medical care, I say "to hell with you bastards!" I worked and paid taxes for most of my life. I behaved myself and am a loyal citizen. Why shouldn't I, and my fellow citizens get a share of the pie? Why should the military-industrial complex" {D.D.Eisenhower} get the lions share? They just start wars to justify themselves.

HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AND PEACE ON EARTH!

THE UNITED STATES MARINES

They proved how manly they are by taking a pee on the enemy. This act of courage really takes balls. Could it be that there's a misconception here? Maybe they were putting out a fire. Maybe they saved lives!
From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Takapee
We will drown the dreaded enemy
And show how brave are we.

MITT THE TWIT

Mitt the twit
he's a goof
Drives around with dog on roof.

The dog did moan
the dog did cry
Then guess what the dog let fly

What a laugh,
What a mess
Poor old dog is in distress

Now the Mitt
With head so bent
Wants to be your President

WHY

is Iowa so important in presidental politics? It's a dinky state that atleast half of the American citizens know nothing about, and could hardly care less. IMHO, this Iowa caucus yada-yada should be called the Iowa ca-ca.

Campaign?

Listening to all the political garbage being shouted by the desperate candidates inspired me to change the spelling of "campaign".
Now it will be "CRAPPAIN". As in the Mutt Rummy crappain.